The Book of Refreshments


Number 4, ‘Muffin, Muffin Muffin’ – Traditional

Muffin, Muffin Muffin,
Yummy Muffin, Golden Brown.
Good Muffin, Sweet Muffin,
Muffin Muffin, Eat Muffin.

Muffin, Bouncy Muffin,
Bouncy Bouncy, Up and Down.
Old Muffin, Stale Muffin,
Muffin Muffin, Dead Muffin.

Muffin, Tasty Muffin,
Happy Happy, Never Frown.
Ate Muffin, Gone Muffin,
Muffin Muffin, Ex-Muffin.

Muffin, Muffin Muffin,
Yummy Muffin, Golden Brown.
Good Muffin, Sweet Muffin,
Muffin Muffin, Eat Muffin.


Number 7, ‘Nog, Oh Nog’ – Josh Burgner

Nog, o nog, the purest of ambrosias
That liquid ‘bodiment of perfect bliss
Beyond mere substance to sheer nirvana
By nog does life itself exist.

Nog, o nog, that sustainer of heroes
That nectar which doth succor the weak
And fuel the exploits of the mighty,
Educing valor from the meek.

Nog, o nog, that blessed beverage
From which the gods themselves do quaff
A boon bestowed upon all mankind
Leaving a smile and a milk mustache.


Number 10, ‘O Great Powers’ – C.T. Sam

O Great Powers hear our prayers
Protect us from our woes and cares
Please comfort us, and give us alms
The dead can offer you no psalms
We worship best, you understand
With a cup of soup in hand

O Great Powers hear our pleas
And send to us a wheel of cheese
Some Camembert, or fresh Gruyere
Or processed cheddar, we don’t care
Of course that cheese would be quite grand
With a cup of soup in hand

O Great Powers hear our cry
And send us food lest we should die
Send peanut butter, jam, and bread
And crispy snacks to eat in bed
We’ll sing your praises ‘cross the land
With a cup of soup in hand