The story so far ...

Daniel Myers is a database programmer, author, baby whisperer, and food historian. On returning home from work last Thursday morning, he completely failed to notice the total lack of telltale bloodstains where his hallway carpet used to be. This was why he was caught unawares of the murder that hadn't taken place there. He lives in Ohio with his family and a wooden leg named Smith. Currently he runs MedievalCookery.com, which is where he puts his research notes and recipes from medieval France and England.